BY LINDY WEST Despite the fact that all I want in life is a daemon familiar and a wand and a sarcastic dappled mare who really gets me and violet eyes and a tower, in actuality I’m forever harping on the fact that magic isn’t real. There are no magic Spanx that will turn you into Cindy Crawford. There is no magic begoggled top hat that will transport you out of the “friend zone,” and there is no magic vision board that will manifest a sarcastic talking Lamborghini (that really gets you!) in your driveway while you sleep. It’s just …
BY BOGONKO BOSIRE Her name is Senator Naisula Lesuuda. And she is pretty and brilliant. There is nothing unremarkable about this shining armouress, a pathologically successful overachiever who hails from …
The Kenyan Copyright Board has accused Zuku TV of illegally broadcasting the Indian Premier League and impounded equipment that was used to illegally distribute signal. Herewith is its Press Release: …
A bulky report by the Truth Justice and Reconciliation Commission (TJRC) reads like a third-rate thesis by middle-level college student and should be dismissed with the contempt it deserves because, …
A bizarre attack by machete-wielding terrorists has left a U.K. soldier dead in the street in southeast London. The assailants were shot by police and the elite COBRA operatives are …
BY HAMILTON NOLAN The deadly collapse of a garment factory in Bangladesh has sparked calls for better worker treatment. The revelation that Apple manages to avoid almost all taxes has …
When the Kenyan members of parliament asked for salary increment, one artist who aired out his opinion was K-Nel, who immediately released a track titled “MPIGS” (Members Of Parliament Implementing …
A landmark legal case may finally put a stop to almost half a century of bizarre medical procedures in the United States, where children’s genitals have been surgically altered to …
BY GREY HOWARD When the world’s biggest sport’s most beloved, most important player is finally gone, we’ll all agree that David Beckham is far and away one of the most …
Facebook is quickly becoming a spooky graveyard, bereft of teens, populated by only a few try-hard adults and a pile of old elephant bones according to a new study from …
At her age, the brusque radio presenter Cess Mutungi cannot ”work with” small penis, she told DJ CK and her Capital FM radio audience on Monday. Ms Mutungi sought to …












